零 (ling)/30s (THEY/THEM/佢)
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  1. Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
  2. Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
  3. Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
  4. Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
  5. Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
  6. Me: no.
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Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy* Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart. Me: *leaves, alarm goes off* Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya. Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here. Me: no.

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