my goal in life is to speak like a 90s 4kids cartoon rival

"oh great, if it isn’t the dweeb patrol.”

"i’m here to battle, not to talk. what about you?"

"you’re just lucky that i got distracted by all the girls cheering for me"

"heeeeeey, look, it’s the sucker squad!"

"only losers show off their pokemon! if i’m going to show something off, it would be my personal fan club!"

"sorry, I don’t do the teamwork thing."

"i earned so many badges already, i’m taking a break to work on my tan!"

"me? duel you? i’d have more of a challenge playing solitaire."

“don’t insult my intelligence thinking that that little furball can defeat my ultimate dragon!”

"stop saving the world and get a hobby."