witbees
asked:
imagine opening a really big box and inside it there's just zev. zev is there. he starts flirting as soon as you open the box. its too late. you try to close it but he doesnt stop. muffled innuendo comes from inside it

alternatively: you go to see whats under the tree and zev is asleep wrapped up in wrapping paper like a burrito. with a bow

ok but for real id get u potted plants and scarves >:-0

i want to know how you even got him here in those states in the first place? ? do i want to know

places the potted plants around the zev

culebrar