aro person: *talks about close and intimate platonic relationships*

some allo shit: ummm…. i think you mean friendship??????? it’s jUST FRieNDSHip why do you care? stop making it  BIG DEAL you’re not special. why are you trying to make you friendhsips SPECIAL it’s not ROMANCE???? just say friends or you’re being a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. you doN’T NEEd words. don’t you know if you value friendSHIPS you make EVERYTHING in the whole world actually LESS SPECIAL but especially ROMANCE?!???!!!?!