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Jimmy reaches greedily for the candy being handed to him by his hard-working, red-blooded American neighbor. It has been 365 difficult days of fasting, carefully portioning out the handouts from last Halloween, making them last until the next day he can exploit the hard work and generosity of the masses. Several jobs that he didn’t apply for were offered to him but of course he turned them down, knowing it was only a matter of time until he could feed for free. Jimmy is only five