"as someone who is not upset or panicked by content, trigger warnings personally offend me, because i see them with increasing frequency, and yet they do not serve any of my needs in a direct capacity. i strongly suspect they cater to the needs of people who are not me, and thus i am compelled to shriek about them in the loudest, whiniest way possible inbetween gnawing furiously on the lids of my neighbors’ trash cans"