this is all because I never experienced the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
still thinking about the girl I saw leaving our uni’s library for spring break/campus quarantine yesterday carrying like 10 books on avacados……godspeed queen
like theres a 99% chance that shes writing a paper on avacados for a class but regardless of the motivation here I love the idea of someone being trapped at home for several weeks amid online classes and quarantine procedures due to a global pandemic with, presumably, an entire shelf of strictly avacado-related materials for entertainment. like, not only avacado-related materials, but enough avacado-related materials for avacado concepts and issues to significantly haunt one’s days in isolation
tfw you do not have a hefty shelf of avocado books in your possession to learn how to spell avocado from
ancient egyptians be like
Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears
Anonymous sent
what is the child annihilating zipline
beesmygod said
in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.
groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them
too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice
