today my roommate got the funniest fortune cookie in the world and they framed it and now it’s hanging in our living room
please stop posting them videos of your little animal crossing villagers singing it puts me in a trance of staring blank at my phone watching them go wee wo wee wo wee wo.. wo wee for 10 minutes straight
there’s something so horribly, painfully human about cave paintings, particularly negative handprints like these
here are people, thousands of years ago, their hands stretched out in greeting. here are people who painted the world around them and saw fit to put themselves in there too. here are people who only said, “i was here. i was a person. i existed. don’t forget me.” here is a person reaching thousands of years into the future, saying “im alive. im alive”. and there’s nothing more human than that.
just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time
[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.
Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)
Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]
talents include: being unknowable to everyone including myself, being present yet unreachable, swinging wildly between two emotions at any given time, repressing everything and mistaking it for stability
the hardest fight in sekiro is, just like in real life, against the monkey with dual katanas
me when i get raymond on my island by random chance and i hear about the people paying real money for him
Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share
