golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
- wastes crazy amounts of space and water
- soul-crushingly boring
- extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
- prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)
mini golf:
- 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
- a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
- easy to get into, but difficult to master
- cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
- BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history
What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently
What I Mean:
There is an EVICTION MORATORIUM in the entire U.S. until the new year, but you MUST declare it to your landlord in order for it to be effective. This does not cancel your rent, but it will delay a potential eviction. PLEASE share this info so that those who need it, have it, bc they aren’t being vocal in promoting this.
The people who made Nichijou understood the intensity of everyday human experiences like nobody else before or since
‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’
I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…
But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.
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rita-remade said
john boyega being honest about the racism of disney star wars in his GQ cover story is so important and unbelievably brave for him to do. disney could easily blacklist him for his comments and have done so to others over much less- we gotta make sure we support him, his career, and message as much as possible. he could potentially get so much industry retaliation from speaking truth to power like this
FUCK the mouse and fuck how they treated john boyega- it is racism. believe him and don’t try to excuse it or be quiet about it.