This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens
america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest
mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight
twilight gets a movie deal
michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films
a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre
michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works
neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus
neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends
years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale
I love failing knowledge checks in games. It's just that one John Mulaney bit where I kneel down and look at a pool of blood and then go "Hmm! Gross!" and then fucking. Move on from that
"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.
I came across the original video of the seagull meme!
What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!
