Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.
the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them
Do you think using crystals is cheating for a wizard?
everything wizards do is cheating on purpose
In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.
I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.
Google searches for the word “Night” peak at different times of the day for the US and Australia
this is absolutely wild like are theyre just people who are so confused by the dark they have to google it or
How to make a green pumpkin 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)
cr: 利休手作
“My dog loves finding strings for the kitten to play with. He’s the sweetest boy!”
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Ending is sad: ouch
Ending is happy: nice
Ending is bittersweet: I'm going to think about this every day for the rest of my life
Found and immediately purchased for $4.50 at Goodwill in Colorado. I’ve been waiting 27 years for this bean clock to enter my life. I am whole.
