I think Kira should’ve been allowed to be one of those weird knife enthusiasts and have like 7 knives on her at any given time and whenever she was near Dukat she should’ve threatened to stab him

I do not believe that things will turn out well; but the idea that they might — that is of vital importance.
— Theodor Adorno
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot
this review has been usurped by my new favorite which is “when I pulled up to the drive through window I heard all the employees loudly making jokes about the marital problems our troops face. very disappointed, will not be returning.”

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby
