if you had told me two months ago id be reblogging posts about destiel i wouldve killed you on the spot

me when my parents die in a mysterious fire and my new guardian starts dressing up in increasingly ludicrous disguises to steal the fortune i inherited

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast
glad I sunk nine years of my life on this website just so I could experience the highly specific mix of neurochemicals currently giving me brain damage

That one direction guy about to hold a press conference confessing that his toddler is fake any second now
whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me