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Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!
Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries
When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.
By the end I was wearing a white robe and broad straw hat, carrying a sword, peeing on the lawn, performing magic on the hilltops. I was deep into some wild conspiracy shit and doing a lot of writing, making a lot of mix tapes. I talked intensely with the tv and radio, and developed in-depth relationships with the characters on “Hill Street Blues.”
If I learned anything from the experience, it is this.
Give in to the inevitable craziness right away, and just get comfortable.
i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):
- Love Wins: Destiel is Canon
- Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O
- Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism
- TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!
- Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?
- Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)
- British Men and Their Cheekbones
- Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko
- Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020
- Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction
- Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You
- Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation
- and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)
Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️
Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!
Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!
*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.
#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)
Dashcon 2021 Announcement:
The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.
Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!
#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)
NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!
Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜
#dashcon isn’t real #it isn’t real #it can’t be real #it isn’t #i refuse (via @tobiasisthechaos)
Get your VIP Super Hell Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!!!
shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned way later saying “I’ve been chasing that high of hearing you call me fantastic for like a week now”
just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”
given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot
writing is simple. i put my characters into a situation that i, the author, cannot figure out how to get them out of and i close the document