fiztheancienti cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
jerkstorecallingI could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
orbispelagiumGoddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
quackatomicIT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
when the concept of fixing your fwb’s impulsive haircut they did in a desperate attempt at controlling some part, any part, of their existence is somehow more intimate than anything else you’ve ever done with them and you almost can’t touch them
yourcalamitynormalize grocery store violence
yourcalamitynormalize me mowing down other customers with my cart
lovetonehavent felt fly like a g6 lately
yeah i wanna make this show that’s like queer eye for the straight guy but instead of thaat premise there’s gonna be a severed hand
nietzscheisdeadi’m gonna call it “severed hand”
stimman4000the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs
