Oh yeah? Could someone with ADHD do this?

*plays video games for 3+ hours straight without blinking or realizing the time*

Well what about this?

*tries playing every game in my library but isn’t interested in any of them so just sits around bored*

Found at Goodwill in Lancaster, Ohio

so The Lion King is based on Hamlet and has animals replicating dynamics of European monarchy and at the beginning of the movie we see Rafiki acting in some sort of official capacity at Simba’s birth

is Rafiki like... the pope??? is he the head of the savannah state religion? does the animal pope get legal protection from being eaten by the king? do herbivores who get cushy government jobs all get royal pardon from predation? are they class traitors? is Rafiki’s baboon church responsible for recognizing and upholding the divine right of kings and pushing circle of life propaganda to ensure that herbivores accept their lot in life and see it as an honor to be consumed by the aristocracy?

Rafiki’s not the pope you fool, he’s the Archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Lion Church of England which split from the Lion Catholics in the Lion Reformation in a dispute over the divinity of Aslan

this is worse than mouse henry the viii and i hate you

God I wish I had never learned abt the bolton strid. I'm on another continent and I still worry about accidentally stepping in it

FUCK the bolton strid they ought to put some dirt in that beast

amulet that makes you think about trains

My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.

Permission to laugh?

I mean I definitely laughed

how does a cat open a cupboard drawer?

With her little criminal paws

can we see the little criminal?

^^^ This cat is a delinquent

her only crime is being more beautiful than everyone else

False she also knocks over trash cans

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*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*