just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
gintokis more like my weird older sibling figure whos somehow also younger and that asshole i want to bang at the same time but child works too. its complicated, im a complicated person
Damn Shinsengumi! Today will be the last day you can take a dump without having to think twice! After tomorrow morning, they will suffer a living hell of toilet paper that never stops rolling!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=40013280&page=9 this doesnt help my whole kakashi/gintoki thing but yeah. ok.
DONT you just HATE IT when youre KNEADING BREAD DOUGH and the dough HARDENS around your ENTIRE BODY and you become TRAPPED in a COCOON of BREAD only to emerge 4 MONTHS LATER as the ULTIMATE SUBLIME STARCH MOTH and ATTACK the CITY
I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.
Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped
