protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the thematic implications that bit of trivia has on the actual story. ask him about the character development and motivations of the minor characters he’s making you list. ask him if he thinks the major in-universe event he’s testing you on was successful in carrying forward the underlying tone and intent of the work itself. ask him about fucking literary devices. you know that one super tough and intimidating lit teacher everyone encounters at least once in their lifetime? become that teacher. make him sweat. 

science has proven that:

• blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
• clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
• dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
• obama can skateboard
• onion;s are fucking disgusting
• youre a shrimp
• everyone is a shrimp