my public school used to have a yearbook committee and me and my friends really hated some guy from 5th grade because he used to always tease us so we changed his name to milky cow in the yearbook (they ended up having to go over every year book with sticker strips to cover milky cow with his real name) and that’s why they discontinued the yearbook committee

I’m told the finnish epithet for prescriptivists is “pilkunnussija” ie “comma-fucker” which is 100x better than the lazy “grammar nazi” that gets thrown around in english imho and i propose translating and adopting this term immediately