lee and sakura canonically defend each other right. like they are the type of friendship that will definitely throw down at even the vaguest of insults to the person they admire so much!!

but im sure if lee found out sakura punched ppl for insulting his odd habits or if sakura found out lee challenged people to fights over doubting her taijutsu skills, they would be shocked and confused, like, “why would you do that for me”

wow, over 700 new planets were discovered in our galaxy, that is a lot of sailor senshi

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

i hate small talk. 

tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.

My Ass

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: we cant

destroy this “more than friends” bullshit

destroy this disgusting fucking idea that being in a romantic relationship is more important/closer than being in a platonic relationship

destroy the idea that friendships are less than romances

destroy the idea that you need to be romantically involved with someone if you want to be really close to them