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hi there!! i’m a mentally ill queer trans person lacking financial resources and i’m trying to come up with enough money to house/feed/medicate myself for two months.

i’m going to be living a dream come true by attending graduate school in pittsburgh with an amazing fellowship that will pay for tuition and a living wage — but it doesn’t start until september 30th, which is two months after i have to move to pittsburgh to attend the program!! obviously there is a problem here, because i don’t have enough money to survive for two months out of pocket. i’m trying to find summer employment and exhausting all my offline resources to raise as much money as i can, but i’m still in pretty desperate straits, because my family is at best not well-off. i’m also specifically restricted from getting a job when i’m in pittsburgh because of the terms of my fellowship, so my options are limited.

my rent for august and september is $900, the cost of my (necessary for me to function) medication will be $100, and i’m not sure how much it’ll cost to feed myself, but i’m anticipating at least $100 a week or $800 total, so i need to come up with a total of about $1800 in order to make it for those two months.

hopefully i’ll be able to pay for a lot of that myself through summer earnings, but because i have to move in august, it’s difficult to get a job for such a short period of time. i’ll probably be taking talksprite commissions over the summer to try to raise more money, but in the meantime i could really use help!!

my paypal is cryptobiology@gmail.com. i don’t expect to be able to fund all of this through tumblr, but anything people can spare will be a huge help!!!! please signal boost this even if you can’t donate — it would mean so much to me!

many thanks,

- darden

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“ Have you ever fantasized about having someone cover Wonderwall for you?
Now there’s a relieving end to your dreams. I have made an etsy store where all it takes is an electronic economic transaction to have your very own exclusive...
lh00000000

Have you ever fantasized about having someone cover Wonderwall for you?

Now there’s a relieving end to your dreams. I have made an etsy store where all it takes is an electronic economic transaction to have your very own exclusive custom private personalized video of a male singing Wonderwall to you. Choose from eight instruments! Every video will feature me saying your name somewhere in it because after all … you’re my wonderwall.

end your suffering

eggito

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

oddbagel

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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