I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

it’s officially illegal to kill off female characters just to generate manpain and motivate the hero sorry i don’t make the rules

Me:

You:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

I’m gonna start putting signatures on all of my posts, deviantart style, and I’d suggest you do the same if you don’t wanna look like a total n00b

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_{The only way to live… is the way of the ninja. xD}

finish the sentence: do

spider have puss puss

NO!!!!!!!!!

never forget the time itachi trash talked kakashi during their first showdown with absolutely zero problem and then was like “KISAME WE NEED TO LEAVE" the second gai showed up