Favourite jokes

• Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
• Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
• Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
• Bad puns in TV episode titles

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

hey so ive got this great idea. it’s like. alice in wonderland. but it’s dark. alice is in a mental institute. that’s gritty as fuck. and like. they all wear black and red. it’s really monochrome. the cheshire cat is a reference to some kind of sexual abuse because thats what happens to girls right. the red queen is her demanding mother. deep. gritty. nine inch nails. fund my fucking kickstarter

tentative bike shipping

• makishima+toudou
• naruko+tadokoro (idk how yet. i just want them to keep yelling at each other)
• tadokoro+makishima
• naruko+onoda
• onoda+manami

"no kakashi, don’t do this! you of all people should be able to understand obito’s feelings"

"you’re right sensei, I guess I’ll let him liv-[the entire hyuga clan descends from the sky, pummeling obito’s nerd ass into the ground]

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck