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more naruto headcanons (pre-shippuden) from ian, jami, and i:

naruto texts in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME and when he sends emoticons it’s at least 5 at once

lee gets snapchat and sends the most adorable snaps in the world, mostly to gai and sakura

gai CONSTANTLY snaps pictures of himself smiling and pictures of the sunset to kakashi

shino replies to texts with one word. he also has a world-ranking high score in tetris

ino uses pinterest a lot and has a tumblr and asks for promos constantly. she has maybe 200 followers

hinata also has a tumblr that’s mostly pictures of flowers. she has thousands of followers and this drives ino crazy

sakura has a tumblr because ino does, it’s mostly vagueposts about sasuke

chouji runs a foodie blog with recipes and reviews of restaurants. naruto keeps commenting and asking which ramen is his favorite and chouji just says “all of it”

iruka uses google+ and doesn’t get why no one else does

kakashi sends iruka dirty texts from icha icha during training to embarrass him. iruka combats this by sending him filthy sexts right back and kakashi gets flustered bc written porn is one thing but iruka is another thing ENTIRELY

tsunade is constantly playing online poker and losing spectacularly

tenten is a flappy bird master and nobody understands why. not even tenten

epeks

And it came to me then. That we were wonderful traveling companions but in the end no more than lonely lumps of metal in their own separate orbits. From far off they look like beautiful shooting stars, but in reality they’re nothing more than prisons, where each of us is locked up alone, going nowhere. When the orbits of these two satellites of ours happened to cross paths, we could be together. Maybe even open our hearts to each other. But that was only for the briefest moment. In the next instant we’d be in absolute solitude. Until we burned up and became nothing.” 

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