u should send me asks telling me what characters i remind you of!!! and explain too because that sounds like fun and i wanna know
when did i become tadokoro/makishima. things were looking pretty maki/toudou for a while and then, now,
Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action
b) Fuck you

In short:
Time got frozen all over the world, so they had to fix the alarmclock that ruled the entire universe by replacing the battery, but it got stuck inside a police officer’s balled fist so they tore his arm off and replaced it with a matsuibou, however it backfired and turned into a super electric matsuibou rx, so they replaced his arm again with that of a wanted terrorist’s, who then fired a matsui cyclone, which in turn was about to hit the lady on the image, so they froze time again and cut the accompanying sound effect in pieces, which somehow grew an ego and tried to stop the rocket punch from landing, but it failed causing her to lose her memory, so she married him because he was kind to her.
You’re welcome.
