Five True Facts About Asexuals
1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.
2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.
3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.
4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.
5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.
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whY DID NO ONE POSTED THAT YET LIL GIN ON JUMP COVER
ALSO GUESS WHO ISNT ON STAND-BYE ANYMORE
I normally don’t reblog this sort of thing, but I will this time because the fact is what Time did with the vote was the following: they wanted the pat-on-the-back and viral marketing effect of knowing who Laverne Cox is ahead of actually publishing the magazine, but they didn’t want the potential newsstand fallout of actually putting a woman of color who is trans in their dead-tree final version of their 100 Most Influential List and she was never going to be in it. they were never, ever going to put her in it for real
and they didn’t expect she’d get votes and were hoping to fall back on the “aw shucks well we tried but nobody wanted her” defense
so, you know, i’m gonna reblog this
THIS LOOKS LIKE AN INFOMERCIAL GIF AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD HE’S JUST SO SHOCKED AND OFFENDED THAT THE GLASS FELL OVER LIKE “HOW COULD U GLASS I TRUSTED U I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL”
I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
what is the point of covering only your chin
its a facemask but u dont wanna be cliche
"How is it? Taste good? What? The milk isn't good enough for you?
Hey, hey. It's a hundred years too early for you.
You can start drinking sake after you at
least grow some hair in a few places. Yeah...
When you're a little older... and if you still remember me.
Come see me sometime. I'd be glad to have a drink with you.
Yes, you have my word. A samurai doesn't make a promise
he can't keep. Well, laugh a lot and cry a lot and grow up quick.
I'll be waiting."
Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.