If you casually use “tumblr” as a thinly-veiled euphemism to criticize or mock any kind of marginalized group then you’re, uh, wait here lemme check my notes here:

1. Boring
2. A disappointment
3. Not fun to be around
4. Pitifully unfunny
5. Orange juice
6. Bread (wheat and white)
7. Cereal
8. Napkins
9. Sorry you’re so boring I lost interest in insulting you and started writing my grocery list by accident

i should not have to hit zoom 5 times to read your blog

Imagine your OTP picking each other’s noses.

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken