where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from????

it was inside us all along

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

who the hell are janet and marty and why did they think they were patricks parents how did they find him 

when ur friends arent into yowapeda

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that