Sorry y’all but Conchita Worst participated in a TV where “a group of candidates had to survive in the deserts of Namibia together with native tribes”. Just nope.
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*opens fridge*
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
Does anyone else ever get the impression that the Sohoku team is just made up of five dorks + Kinjou?
I guess one of them has to be the responsible adult…
If you stare at the phrase “feminist killjoy” long enough, it starts to look like the name of a bird.
4/4 We have bantam ducks, 25% the size of regular ducks. And yet somehow they are convinced the peacocks, who weigh at least ten times what they do and are about a meter and a half long with tails grown in, are The Most Beautiful Lady Ducks.
The ducks have been chasing the peacocks, climbing onto their backs, and attempting to mate with their necks. The peacocks are from a species that settles all arguments with Irridescent Dance-Offs. They are baffled and terrified of Tiny Lecherous Ducks Running Right At You. We had to catch the ducks and lock them in the henhouse before the peacocks would stop hiding in a tree.
Poor fancybirds.
AMESTRIS 99Join the adventures of newly appointed Captain Roy Mustang and his diverse team of detectives in the East City of Amestris.
Lamentation for the Unholy Memery, 1452
Goya
Oil on canvas, 54cm x 64cm
On loan from the private collection of James & Helen Asswaddle
