sometimes fic writers give naruto desciptions like “fox-like smile” and stuff like that so i wonder if giving the jinchuriki’s personality traits from their tailed demons is a thing??
then its like
killer bee likes to stuff himself into jars
gaara eats garbage
since i won’t be on for the evening here’s ghirahim’s theme with a car horn soundfont slapped over it
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hot dads dai and sakumo
i. theyre too much i cant do this im sorry, im gonna have to pass the torch on this one
A Dramatic Reading of the German Naruto Opening
Several people have been asking me to do SOMETHING with this opening, and I decided a dramatic reading was the best way to approach it.
If you haven’t seen the German Naruto opening, it’s absolutely incredible, and you really owe it to yourself to watch it.
getting attacked by one (1) goose is scary but its much worse when they come in multiples of three (3) because then they start using advanced formations and tactics
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kakayama
- who cooks normally? yamato is only slightly better at cooking than kakashi is so when they dont feel like eating out or ordering in yam will make something thats like half frozen prepared food and half. noodles or something
- how often do they fight? they probably never fought much in the beginning of their relationship but the more they got used to each other the more they try to annoy each other, i shouldnt even call it fighting. they use every last bit of their experience in combat strategy to figure out how to piss each other off with maximum efficiency and minimum effort
- what do they do when they’re away from each other? i guess theyd be on different missions when theyre apart?? whichever one is on a mission tries not to die. (or they do their own errands?? what do you want from me)
- nicknames for each other? idk im not good at nicknames. yam. yammy. kaka
- who is more likely to pay for dinner? [LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA]
- who steals the covers at night? i couldnt decide for the longest time bc either of them seem like the type/dont seem like the type but!! they probably have pretty good control of what they do when theyre asleep (probably from being anbu) so i think they revenge-steal the covers every night. neither of them know who started it, but kakashi rolled himself up in the covers last night so tonight senpai is going DOWN
- what would they get each other for gifts? idk??? im bad at gifts so im bad at this question
- who remembers things? kakashi pretends he forgets things to avoid responsibility but he remembers the most things, down to the little details
- who cusses more? yknow i dont think either of them really swear
- what would they do if the other one was hurt? theres probably a ninja protocol for this
- who kissed who first? yamato probably bc kakashi will think about doing something and mull it over for so long he never actually does it. the kiss was terrible and wet and neither of them will speak of it in mixed company
- who made the first move? god these last questions bore me so much. probably yam
- who started the relationship? whats the difference between this question and the previous one