omfg I’M DYING THIS WHOLE TIME KIBA WAS TRYING TO SUBTLY ASK NARUTO OUT AND NARUTO JUST DIDN’T GET IT (OF COURSE HE DIDN’T) AND SO KIBA HAD TO ASK BLUNTLY

today i had to give a presentation in my uni class so i quickly threw the powerpoint i’d made on a usb before i left but i didn’t check what else was on the usb so when i plugged in said usb into the computer, projected onto the wall for my entire class to see was a large thumbnail of

this ISN’T A JOKE

a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist.  ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous.  but we just wanted a vacuum.  since then, the addition of the word “robot” to our casual, every-day lexicon is continually jarring, as if even living in the future will give you future-shock.

doing maintenance on the robot.  the robot is stuck on a cord.  the robot ate a sock.  the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station.  the robot knocked something over.  it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.

but the larger point is that it is now possible for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I “

the future is here, and it is me on my knees on the floor yanking hairballs out of a domestic droid while it softly boops at me

onoda and tadokoro: unlikely bikedad/bikeson pair leads to what’s perhaps the most heartwarming and hot-blooded and hilarious scene in the entire series, incredibly inspirational and amazing team

naruko and makishima:

getting into something and having no one to talk to about it

don’t only support asexuality while ignoring those on the aromantic spectrum

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

possibly my fav tumblr trend type thing are those times right after a text meme gets really popular and then ppl start combining it with as many other text memes as possible to create frankenmemes

truly we have a healthy and abundant meme ecosystem here on tumbler dot com

BASTION IS LESS THAN $3 ON STEAM AND IT’S FOR TODAY ONLY. IF YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE GO GET IT NOW.

That is all.