"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
I’m high key tired of Canadians acting like their country isn’t a racist piece of shit too
He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.
contrary to popular belief, i am actually a human in real life who just so happens to like frogs a lot. you see, frogs are incapable of using a computer and formulating coherent sentences in any human language (at least in this time period. who knows what evolution has planned for them.)
Here’s the short version: me and tumblr user zamielherbei are homeless, and have been since the beginning of May. We desperately need somewhere to stay - short term, long term, anything will help. We both have jobs and can pay rent, but have been unable to afford a place on our own. We also have a car, so nearby cities would be fine too, as long as we’re not too far from SF and San Bruno, where we work. We’re very quiet, friendly, and clean, and I can cook some decent stuff too. If you’d like to contact us, please email me at heroknight at gmail dot com. Signal boosting would be very much appreciated as well. Thank you so much for your help.
