If you ever get into an argument with someone, please don’t bring up their past transgressions that they have actively sought forgiveness and tried to make amends for and changes towards.

Yeah, its really tempting as a form of temporary retribution, but all it proves in the long run is that you think people can’t change and that you’ll manipulate those who genuinely want to improve their character and are open to criticism into believing they are permanently damaged.

Its incredibly destructive to treat human beings as static commodities who have no fluidity or autonomy over their ethics.

mpreg sounds like a file extension 

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

*jazzy elevator music* Tonight on How It’s Made:

• Failing marriages
• Anacondas 
• Jazzy elevator music
• Furries
• Regret
• Internet Memes

you’re not a true zelda fan until you eaT THE GAME JUST EAT THE FUCKING GAME SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT BECOME ONE WITH THE GAME WITHOUT THE GAME INSIDE YOUR BODY YOU ARE NOTHING