fucking eat like a Russian peasant after the Bolshevik revolution, chow down like a Congolese family during the droughts of 1910 - 17, crunch your mandibles around pies filled with rat shit as the Pure Food and Drug Act starts to get enforced properly, suck down your gruel as a sod farmer at 5.30am, get beri-beri disease from eating polished white rice and let your brain rot out your thick unkempt hippie skull as you chew fucking curds and shit yourself to death

ahaha a mere 100 years ago? THAT’s your cutoff point? i bet you eat pasteurized dairy products. i bet you eat fucking bread. wake ujp sheeple. stop eating made up “foods”. eat some goddamn bark. eat some grass. use your fucking appendix. eat a mammoth you hipster fuck. thank your body dot com. i live for this

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

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I really thought this was a joke until about 1:50 into the video. After that, I couldn’t believe the genius of this product. 

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egggggggs said: kakashi and 17

heres ur trans kakashi, hope its good

color palette meme - suga 16 and tsukishima 18 

egggggggs replied to your post “*whispers* more trans kakashi,,,,”

I LOVE YOU?? i loVE . you. when u posted the trans kakashi the other day i sent it to all my pals and i was like LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. look at it. god.