i have the opposite of a problem
its a little bit hot today but its still nice outside, I love breathing in the fresh summer air <3
don’t lie to me i know there was at least one person you recall seeing in high school who had no chill and wore a fucking trenchcoat nd he moved through the halls like he the undertaker on his way to the ring or some shit
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the squid fucked the hamburger in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:
- This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
- He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
- He really badly wants a cow
Why is the whole story not about this guy
my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met
