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wackyshenanigans

Being wrong and being mean can have identical consequences but they are different problems with different solutions.

A doctor who continuously kills 10 patients by accidentally giving them the wrong medication is just as dangerous, and unfit to be a doctor, as a doctor who murders 10 patients by deliberately giving them the wrong medication. But you treat an incompetent very differently than you treat a murderer.

demigrump

Protect nonbinary teens at all costs because literally everyone is constantly invalidating their identities or policing their gender and gender expression.

You go, nonbinary teens. Continue being majestic and wonderful and you in your gender journey.

  1. Shikamaru [to Temari]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
  2. Temari: What? What are you talking about??
  3. Shikamaru: Don't you carry one in your purse?
  4. Temari: Have you ever met a human woman?
  5. *later*
  6. Shikamaru [to Ino]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
  7. Ino: Of course. I'm not an animal.
earth-dad

Shikamaru [to Temari]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer. Temari: What? What are you talking about?? Shikamaru: Don't you carry one in your purse? Temari: Have you ever met a human woman? *later* Shikamaru [to Ino]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse? Ino: Of course. I'm not an animal.

smalldisgruntledcorgi

a jrpg where all across the country different people are asserting to be the chosen one and putting together ragtag teams. you must beat them all and prove your ragtag to be the quirkiest and most loveable in the land

Sasuke Retrieval Squad starting their mission
  1. Naruto: Alright people, Let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
  2. Neji: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-cool.
  3. Chouji: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
  4. Kiba: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
  5. Shikamaru: Alright, Alright, Alright. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.
earth-dad

Naruto: Alright people, Let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite! Neji: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-cool. Chouji: As I recall, it was Team Awesome. Kiba: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. Shikamaru: Alright, Alright, Alright. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.

  1. Shikamaru [to Temari before she leaves]: Would you like to stay for dinner?
  2. Shikaku [calling from across the yard]: Would you like to stay forever?
earth-dad

Shikamaru [to Temari before she leaves]: Would you like to stay for dinner? Shikaku [calling from across the yard]: Would you like to stay forever?

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