one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
“The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age.”
— Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
my favorite vine in the world is this Japanese one where a dude is trying to wake up his cat, so he gets more and more aggressive with how he’s saying “wake up” and then he says there’s food and there’s still no response, and then he says that there’s dicks and the cat wakes up
weird emotion selfie feat. tired cat
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
I don’t know why this is called the “Second Worst Line in an Anime EVER!” when it’s obviously the best ever.
