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djsavage:
“ You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch...
djsavage

You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch and had to slide across the floor on a cushion before climbing back in, Rico not only didn’t help but howled at me while i was doing it because i wasn’t paying attention to him.

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gintoki or kakashi

ok  i thought about this for way too long and i still dont know

gintoki:

  • an asshole
  • probably has better taste in food (+1)
  • would act like am embarrassing cheapskate (-1)
  • i wouldnt have a problem hitting him (+1)
  • hot

kakashi

  • an asshole
  • probably kind of passive, two passive ppl cant be on a date together nothing would happen (-1)
  • less tiring to be around (+1)
  • would probably convince me to pay for stuff (-1)
  • dogs (+1)
  • hot

i vote threeway date

timtampon

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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