Send me a character and i’ll tell you at least two characters I ship them with

new gen 7 feature revealed: you cant bring beedrills, combee or vespiquen to pokemon centers. they dont allow you to have bees in here

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”

last person to reblog this wins

awkward-crow started a Football AU??? This is my calling.

Tsunade is the coach of the Konoha 11 and really no one knows why she’s even there. That’s a lie, she’s there for the beer they pour on her.

Yamato (1) is the best keeper in the villages, sometimes it seems like his arms grow and the ball doesn’t get past him if he’s got anything to say about it. Once he made a goal from between the posts and it was the proudest moment of his life.

Gai (19) is the offensive midfielder and Kakashi (11) is the center forward. Gai sets up impossible shots for Kakashi and somehow they’re perfect- how do they do it, Kakashi shouldn’t have any depth perception. Gai holds the record for most bicycle kicks, his thighs are incredible.

Izumo (5) and Kotetsu (17) are incredible defenders (center backs)- they read each other perfectly. Asuma (7) and Aoba (16) are defensive midfielders, and the four rotate in and out seamlessly. Asuma has a wicked tackle, the other team avoids him at all costs.

Anko (4) and Shizune (20) are the scariest full-backs. They’re on 100% of the time, every throw-in is on target, you go where they want you to go. Also Anko always makes 420 jokes.

Genma (13) and Raidou (10) are wingers with scary accurate passing skills. They’re in a constant competition over who has the most goals, though usually Genma (Lucky Number 13) comes out just ahead.