It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.
why are feminist playmixes always made up of songs by lana del rey, marina and the diamonds, lily allen and iggy azalea like is this some kinda joke
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
people are so passive aggressive at me for saying “Steal seth macfarlane’s money”
look its a joke i know he’s giving up the money willingly and that’s good but i just want reading rainbow to have everything and seth macfarlane to have nothing. is that so much to ask?
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
