1. You ever steal office supplies?

"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

"yeah, once a year"

I don’t care if clarence gets cancelled. I don’t care if clarence continues tentatively but suffers in quality for losing its creator and voice. you don’t keep abusers on your payroll in a position of authourity over their potential targets, and if that means a fictional work suffers well boo fucking hoo

in honor of July apparently being “Heterosexual Awareness Month” today is now June 32nd. Yesterday was June 31st and next week it will be June 39th July no longer exists, sorry i dont make the rules

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.