4th of July: The one day of the year Americans pretend to not be thoroughly fed up with their country.
Independence Day, when we celebrate that fateful day way back in 1996 when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved us from the alien invasion
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Post-apocalyptic world where Danny DeVito is dead and everything that proved he ever existed has been wiped out
iguanamouth said
i have notified the authorities and police are rushing to your address as we speak
the tiniest ponytail in the world
these next 24 hours on tumblr will be the most annoying thing anyone has ever experienced
expressions 2 and 4 are the same but in 4 his hair is slightly flatter
my favorite hobby is drawing as many weird expressions as i can on the one character who covers up 99% of their face