some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”
What you don’t know is that this is a staredown between the two biggest teddy bear/gentle giants in the whole darn story.
Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.
my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
there should be a genre of music called villain pop
