i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

"I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color"

Well, they did it

here u go

this is beautiful

“If it was used to make one of Chanel’s little black dresses, the wearer’s head and limbs might appear to float incorporeally around a dress-shaped hole.”

THIS IS THE NEW AESTHETIC

Imagine your Ninjasona taking selfies during a mission

im aggromantic. im only romantically attracted to people who are willing 2 get mutually violent with me constantly. be my battlewife

maybe the real slim shady was the friends you made along the way