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absolutely, hed be like “this is the best thing thats happened to me all month” unfortunately everyone he knows is probably scarier

absolutely, hed be like “this is the best thing thats happened to me all month”

unfortunately everyone he knows is probably scarier

jencorpsichord

listen pals, fuck all that “gentle reminder you would have been beautiful a fuckton of years ago” noise. your physical appearance is absolutely irrelevant and meaningless in the eyes of the great skeleton lord, who only sees beauty in the bones hidden beneath your putrid flesh. stay frosty

jacquettarivers

Next time you feel like writing some bullshit feminist quote in permanent fuckin red texta on a toilet wall at your local mall, perhaps think of the person who will have to CLEAN it off. Like my mother, who gets shit wages as it is and had to stay back for 2 hours with no pay to scrub that shit off.

  1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  2. them: no
  3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  4. them: we're not
  5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
earth-dad

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream them: no me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this them: we're not me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

i feel like gintoki turning into a literal demon would be the least of his problems considering hes already:

  • turned into an old man
  • had his dick turned into a screwdriver
  • changed genitals
  • been miniaturized and put into the body of a robot maid and met his double who is an antivirus made in his image to protect said robot maid
  • switched bodies with his pet giant god dog
  • switched souls with a cop he hates

and more.

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