


he probably bribes them. omg. he probably bribes lota of people for lots of things….he’s a mob boss. it’s the only way. he’s cashmoney hotcakes.
i cant believe this is happening. we need a naruto mob spinoff
he definitely has the highest taxes in all of konoha. he makes yamato pay them.
im going to kill kakashi. i need to protect my son
definitely not. no way. he probably acts like he’s poor. just puts down all the wrong numbers. he’s a dirty tax evader.
someones gonna find the records of all the missions hes completed and do the math, unless hes already taken and modified them?? how far does this go
i wanna say how will they make money but no wait - cashmoney millionaire hatake can just support everyone with his life’s savings.
i cant believe hes rich. i constantly forget. do you think he pays ninja taxes
basically if everything is suddenly okay and there are no problems with anything after the war im going to yell. thats not hwo you do things
do u think kakashi would just like lose his sense of identity for a little while. the eye isnt even that big a thing but for some reason it throws him off just enough that he doesnt function normally. like why does he have depth perception. what the fuck
like he’s always taking into account his lack of depth interception and now he tried to grab things and he can’t. he trips over stupid things. people’s faces seem off
do u think kakashi would just like lose his sense of identity for a little while. the eye isnt even that big a thing but for some reason it throws him off just enough that he doesnt function normally. like why does he have depth perception. what the fuck
oh no
for like twenty years, his post-battle ritual for all his toughest fights has been to cover the eye and sigh in relief. when this fight ends there’s no reason to do that and he walks around for days after the danger is over wondering why he can’t relax
when he walks around with it uncovered he gets little jolts all day long of his reflexes going ‘what are you doing close your eye!!!’ that disrupt his concentration and peace of mind so much it’s just easier to cover it
reading with both eyes gives him migraines
he’s easily startled by motion on his left side because he’s so adjusted to a blind spot (or weird sharingan vision) on that side that he’s hypersensitive to it. or there’s like a disconnect in his brain where it’s just harder to understand what his left eye is seeing than it was before. you know when you see a mirror out of the corner of your eye and it looks like another person for a moment? that kind of disconnect.
the sharingan had such a strong presence, always using chakra, always on, that with it gone it’s like the sensation equivalent of when the refridgerator turns off or your ears finally pop after a long time. some kind of ringing emptiness or blankness or numbness.
i kind of like playing with the idea that no ones a ninja after the war is over. what are they gonna do. im not even sure if this is a plausible thing bc i dont know wtf is going on in naruto right now but what if?? how would everyone move on from being trained killers to being regular people
do u think kakashi would just like lose his sense of identity for a little while. the eye isnt even that big a thing but for some reason it throws him off just enough that he doesnt function normally. like why does he have depth perception. what the fuck
my hair is too long
people deleting their blogs once naruto is over…?
you can’t do that
that’s against the rules of narutoism