caps lock was created by god, to make words sound louder, and more important

the other locks (Num, Scroll) are also created by the Lord but their part in God’s plan is a mystery to us

looks like someone doesnt know how to use The Three Locks

as imperfect sinners ours is not to understand the keyboard but to produce God’s content in fear and trembling

BASICS:

name: ling
birthday: august 7
zodiac: leo/ram
height: 5'2
eye color: brown/black
middle name: officially its my chinese name, or qiowder
favorite color: blue?? red???
lucky number: 3

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: slytherin
favorite fictional character: hm. well,
favorite television show: i dont rly watch tv so idk
favorite season: summer
describe yourself in a few words: i drag ppl into anime hell somehow
future children’s names: nah
meaning of your name: its just a sound
what do you plan to/do for a living: something mediocre

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert 
dawn or dusk 
righty or lefty
dirty bean water or dirty leaf water I GUESS, tho i dont care that much, and only bc coffee makes my heartrate go up too much
rain or shine
reading or writing

that “sjw” might be a troll if…

-they’re using the default tumblr theme

-they use every known sj tag under the sun

-a lot of those tags aren’t even related to the post

-they ID as an “amoeba-kin,” or some other -kin that isn’t otherkin

-(although a lot of trolls ID as otherkin, so…there’s that)

-they claim to support ideas/movements that directly contradict each other (“i’m a gender-experimental trans-critical radical feminist!”)

-they only follow a handful of well-known feminist blogs

-the blogs they follow would never ever get along (e.g. misandry-mermaid and transgender-harms-women)

-they end every sentence with multiple exclamation points!! to show how angry they are!!!

-their language is dated, rarely used in sj circles, and/or hyperbolic (“check your privilege,” “shitlord!!!” “DIE, CISHET WHITE SCUM”)

-their posts read like upvoted comments on tumblrinaction

this just got relevant again.

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.