零 (ling)/30s (THEY/THEM/佢)
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tonemonotone

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consider:

  • kakashi making gintoki walk his ninken like
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  • gintoki arguing with kakashi’s ninken
  • gintoki having full conversations about kakashi behind his back with the ninken
  • kakashi finding random stashes of sweets around his apartment
  • gintoki probably sleeping on his couch every other night
  • gintoki making kakashi read jump aloud to him bc he doesnt feel like reading and kakashi inserting random lines (probably from icha icha) here and there and gintoki yelling at him for it bc hes read this issue a million times before and thats not how it goes, jackass!!
  • gintoki accidentally cooks too much food and just leaves some for kakashi because he sucks at cooking and gintoki’s decent. this happens at least twice a month
  • kakashi’s spare cash keeps going missing, and gintoki keeps complaining about gambling being the root of all evil. at that moment he is missing his shirt.
  • one time gintoki pretends to be kakashi (wears his clothes) and no one notices. kakashi loses that bet.
  • but kakashi makes him go in his place to a meeting or w/e by withholding the couch and/or his candy, this ends well for no one
sexhaver

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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