zodiac sign thing
aries- emo
taurus- weak ass bitch
gemini- ass lovin trash
cancer- water loving son of a bitch
leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny
virgo- pokèmon master
libra- loser nerd
scorpio- swaggy cool kid
sagittarius- shrek worshipper
capricorn- annoying piece of uncool
aquarius- boobie lovin cunt
pisces- bee movie jerk
me: [crawls over close enough to reach light switch with sword]
some loser: you might as well get up to reach the switch
me: um IM A NINJA [gently flicks switch with sheath]
fav taijutsu: use sword to turn off the light without getting up
only ninjutsu: portable fan
in the words of jacki “everyones a horrible ninja”
we are only ninjas “due to a filing error” (bernard)
my ninjasona is like
- taijutsu is cool
- ninjutsu: one?? maybe
- genjutsu ???????????????
in the words of jacki “everyones a horrible ninja”
we are only ninjas “due to a filing error” (bernard)
no ones ninjasona knows how to do anything
