aries- doge

taurus- tfw no gf

gemini- farming memes

cancer- spiders georg

leo- shrek, onions

virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

libra- peach time

scorpio- rick rolling

sagittarius- bee movie

capricorn- john green, metaphors

aquarius- birds riding skateboards

pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian

Light’s dialogue in Death Note is SO much better if you imagine it as an OKCupid profile.

M’isa.

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr